kimmykaos:

redrenaline:

Bacon Strips and Bacon Strips and Bacon Strips.

O_O

34,524 notes   -  27 February 2012

When I get texts from …

raymon-osis:

Other people:

From you:

68,349 notes   -  27 February 2012



laughingisbetter:

thefunniestpost:

thefunniestpost!

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83,136 notes   -  27 February 2012



  • PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
  • ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
  • PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
  • ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
  • random blogger reading this: what
  • me: OTP
45,951 notes   -  27 February 2012

the-final-horcrux:

Unfortunately, a lot of people don’t even know my name…



the-final-horcrux:

iamdrinkinghorchata:

danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:

What the fuck is this.

Do you guys really think we talk like this?

^agree

Pretty sure it’s supposed to be a joke.

111,975 notes   -  27 February 2012

Never Leave Something Left Unsaid

If you say it there’s a chance you’ll be happy with the response. If you don’t then it’s a 100% No AND you’ll never know what they would have said. Muster that courage and go for it.

  -  27 February 2012